...preparations

I'm keen to start my journey, I make a list of things that may be useful along the way. I will bring:

• Insensible shoes, a SL tradition. My pink animated bunny slippers should be fine. My boot will also come in handy. If you find the other one, please IM me.
• Garlic and a selection of quality stakes for the inevitable run in with vampires.
• My hobo bike and teddy bear.
• My extra large condom (about 7 feet long) for full body protection.
• A cache of guns. I don't want to use them, but it's a jungle out there.
• A selection of ladies clothes for sims where being a man may be counter productive.
• My groucho marx glasses, as a cunning disguise.
• My guitar, for lonely nights around the campfire and to keep people away.
• My Oui Coupe mini clown car, flying suacer, surfboard and spacehopper.
• An umbrella.
• The 4791 other things in my inventory.
• A bunkload of patience.

Please feel free to IM me on my journey, and if you'd like to take a little walk with me, I'd be grateful for the company. And please send me anything you think may help me along the way, cans of cat food, games, protective devices, large bottles of alcohol, etc.